Sunday, November 18, 2007
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Hmmm...
Yaar October ko mera mahina bana dete to achha hota ('coz of my birthday?) ... But if diVINe sir ko September pasand aa hi gaya hai to theek hai... Chalega...
Friday, September 7, 2007
dIVInE
dIVine is none othr than our very own mota...
he thinks he has reached a new level...he now thinks he is god...and has divine blood running in him.....looks like he has suffered the ORIKI-EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!
he thinks he has reached a new level...he now thinks he is god...and has divine blood running in him.....looks like he has suffered the ORIKI-EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Assorted Pics
This is a rangoli which I made along with a few other people (mostly gals) for the Farewell function of our Maths Department last year, which explains the mathematical symbols.(weird, huh)
You might have fun trying to decipher what the symbols are... Awaiting your guesses for the symbol on top, to the right.
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Monday, August 6, 2007
"Puneet-The 90kg man"
I'll take u back through time to the year (all good stories start like this 'flashback') 2004. I was in class 10thA so were all the happening people. There was news of another student joinin us in this class to add to that tally. This news was given to me by a very tensed Anshuman (i dunno why he was tensed). The name of that person in itself was quite interesting. He was called as a matter of fact still is PUNEET TALWAR. The name was quite humourous but nothing else stirred in me that day. Next day i came to school and found a very excited Srivatsan he was explaining to a bunch of people who apparently were my best friends. They were all anxious i will say when i inquired Sri started describing a person to me who sounded like a troll from harry potter (i had recently read Chamber of secrets so dont blame me). Then i was also told that he is a maths punter he'd got 100 in 9th, now i realised the source of anxiety of Anshuman, to add to the already glittering collection of toppers in our class, here was another geek, so to calm down everybody i wholeheartedly supported Anshu's slogan "Talwar ko kat ke churi bana dun ga". Next day was 'the day', i came back from assembly to be introduced to Puneet Talwar by Deepak, now to explain how huge this creature was is really hard to put it in words, but he could have surely given the troll a run for his money (i love making fun of him). Other than his size and shape, he was quite nice. After all this hype about him in the beggining, Puneet dint become friends with our group in class 10th, he was in some secluded corner sitting with the very horney MMM (he used to bring some horney novels to school!!). Puneet Talwar made good friends with us towards the end of class 10th. When we were in class 11th and 12th, he and me fought almost everyday, one occasion resulted my bag thrown out of class by him and me getting the coverted yellow card!!!. We would also fight on the football ground (he thought he was Nesta or Terry or something). But then we were good friends and i dont regret that we still are.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Rendezvous with the one
Puneet Talwar calls himself "the one". Now although he bears no physical, mental or spiritual resemblance with one Mr. Andersen....he is nonetheless a very unique person and a very good friend. My first moment with the big guy was a pretty funny incident....Back while we were in class 10th Mr. Talwar(puneet's dad) had come to school and met our class teacher uccho. a.ka. chavanni....Now being one of my sanskrit teacher's favorite students, i was sent to meet with puneet's dad as he had certain questions about the school and its students....So i went up to Mr.Talwar...and the first words he told me was..."My son looks BIG". Although i did not see him that day the very words that uncle used made my imagination run wild. I also got to know that he had got a perfect 100 in maths....
Having a name called Talwar...pretty intimidating...
Having a name called Talwar and being humongous....a bit scary....
Having a name called Talwar, being humongous and also a topper in class now that scared the shit out of me!!!
I was indeed looking forward to meet him as i have a peculiar tendency of making good friends with people who are intelligent...
It was agreed that puneet would come to my house and take some class notes from me. It was about 7:30 in the evening that the Talwars came to our house. I ushered them into my house and i was surprised to see that Puneet had not come...instead his big brother had come. I was almost about to ask why puneet had not come but at that moment uncle introduced the big boy as puneet. For a moment or two, i was dumbstruck at the fact that such a huge person could be of my age (FYI puneet is two years older than me :))
The first words that came out of his mouth : "Maths ki book dhikha de". Without even an introduction of who he was or where he came from he started ordering me to show my notebooks in a gruff voice that i did not seem to comprehend....
The rest as they say is history......
Puneet has always been a good friend (although a bit selfish) His antics always make us laugh and his mannerisms are worth watching!!!!!
Having a name called Talwar...pretty intimidating...
Having a name called Talwar and being humongous....a bit scary....
Having a name called Talwar, being humongous and also a topper in class now that scared the shit out of me!!!
I was indeed looking forward to meet him as i have a peculiar tendency of making good friends with people who are intelligent...
It was agreed that puneet would come to my house and take some class notes from me. It was about 7:30 in the evening that the Talwars came to our house. I ushered them into my house and i was surprised to see that Puneet had not come...instead his big brother had come. I was almost about to ask why puneet had not come but at that moment uncle introduced the big boy as puneet. For a moment or two, i was dumbstruck at the fact that such a huge person could be of my age (FYI puneet is two years older than me :))
The first words that came out of his mouth : "Maths ki book dhikha de". Without even an introduction of who he was or where he came from he started ordering me to show my notebooks in a gruff voice that i did not seem to comprehend....
The rest as they say is history......
Puneet has always been a good friend (although a bit selfish) His antics always make us laugh and his mannerisms are worth watching!!!!!
Saturday, July 21, 2007
My Time with Os@m@ - I
When I first got the insider report that a certain 'Talwar' guy with khatarnaak academic credentials - includinfg a 100 in Maths - was going to join us in class 10, my first reaction was that of murderous rage.
With topper of (absurdly high marks waale) toppers Amit Sharma already in my class, and Srivatsan and Hari easily bagging the remaining spots in the top three, I was already hard off. Considering the fact that us waqt mujhko aur kuch aata hi nahi tha, any further addition to this venerable (execrable?) list of competitors was guaranteed to raise my BP (blood pressure, not to be confused with Bharat Petroleum).
I had been told he was tall (6 feet), but there was no more mention of his other physical attributes from my source - Deepak Choudhary. Consequently, in my growing fury, I proceeded to remark that "Is Talwar ko to main kaat ke Chhuri bana dunga".
What I had said in the heat of the moment came back to haunt me for weeks after Puneet first came to school.Upon my witnessing his 'impressive' vital stats from point-blank range, imagine my predicament when Deepak Choudhary - acting as a (paid?) escort for the big fella' - gleefully reported my aforementioned statement, along with an accurate rendition of my threatening physical posturing at that time.
Main to jaan bachake bhaagne ki koshish me tha. Luckily, the big guy shrugged it off.
With topper of (absurdly high marks waale) toppers Amit Sharma already in my class, and Srivatsan and Hari easily bagging the remaining spots in the top three, I was already hard off. Considering the fact that us waqt mujhko aur kuch aata hi nahi tha, any further addition to this venerable (execrable?) list of competitors was guaranteed to raise my BP (blood pressure, not to be confused with Bharat Petroleum).
I had been told he was tall (6 feet), but there was no more mention of his other physical attributes from my source - Deepak Choudhary. Consequently, in my growing fury, I proceeded to remark that "Is Talwar ko to main kaat ke Chhuri bana dunga".
What I had said in the heat of the moment came back to haunt me for weeks after Puneet first came to school.Upon my witnessing his 'impressive' vital stats from point-blank range, imagine my predicament when Deepak Choudhary - acting as a (paid?) escort for the big fella' - gleefully reported my aforementioned statement, along with an accurate rendition of my threatening physical posturing at that time.
Main to jaan bachake bhaagne ki koshish me tha. Luckily, the big guy shrugged it off.
Greetings : Hello World
Bonjour...Aloha.....!!!
My name is Arkantos a.k.a Srivatsan popularly called by my special group of friends as Gujju. Please bear in mind that i'm not a Gujarati and i have absolutely no idea of why and how i got that weird name. Being the mastermind behind the blog's name..(or an idiot...whichever you may prefer...) i would like to explain the deep and inherent meaning of the title. As deepak rightly stated Bunker refers to a place or a zone (generally used by the army) in which you are holed in...shielded (partial and temporary) from the outside world and the outside world shielded from you. The bunker is a place where actually one contemplates, theorises, plots and introspects for sometime before dashing out in the open and being subjected to all kinds of material forces which renders you vulnerable and sometimes leaves you in crises making you incapable of producing logically constructed ideas. The Bunker in our case may represent our colleges/hostels where we lie dormant( as the world is letto believe) before we spring outside in to the world.
On a more lighter and colloquial mode..a bunker is a person who bunks/abstains from going to his classes as it gives him a sense of joy and light-heartedness. Not to mention the fact that instead of dozing off in the classroom where the incapable lecturers brood over inconsequential matters and engulf you in aura of inescapable boredom...it is better to head off to the cafeteria and enjoy flirting with the chicks ( a very hypothetical situation...) or to go back to your room and do what you enjoy the most....( playing, sleeping etc. a more practical situation....)
Now we come on the second part.....the number 69. Now sixty nine is a very special number. We have always grown up with sixty-nine somewhere etched in our memories....Bryan Adams' Summer of 69 which caught all of us by storm....the fact the man landed on the moon and on 1969 (or that is what NASA tells us) and other famous instances. However the number 69 has much more deeper significance...it represents the union....the 1:1 amalgamation of two distinct but opposite things....male and female, good and bad, fire and water...yin and yang. It represents the equilibrium and stability of the world in which we live in.....
Now coming back to the real world there are a lot of blogs that you can expect from me...a review of harry potter and the order of the phoenix(movie)....harry potter and the deathly hallows..i have read it but i will give you people time to read it thoroughly before i spoil the plot for you....some blogs about our new hostel and stuff....
Blog tight and don't let the blast-ended skrewts bite....
Arkantos
My name is Arkantos a.k.a Srivatsan popularly called by my special group of friends as Gujju. Please bear in mind that i'm not a Gujarati and i have absolutely no idea of why and how i got that weird name. Being the mastermind behind the blog's name..(or an idiot...whichever you may prefer...) i would like to explain the deep and inherent meaning of the title. As deepak rightly stated Bunker refers to a place or a zone (generally used by the army) in which you are holed in...shielded (partial and temporary) from the outside world and the outside world shielded from you. The bunker is a place where actually one contemplates, theorises, plots and introspects for sometime before dashing out in the open and being subjected to all kinds of material forces which renders you vulnerable and sometimes leaves you in crises making you incapable of producing logically constructed ideas. The Bunker in our case may represent our colleges/hostels where we lie dormant( as the world is letto believe) before we spring outside in to the world.
On a more lighter and colloquial mode..a bunker is a person who bunks/abstains from going to his classes as it gives him a sense of joy and light-heartedness. Not to mention the fact that instead of dozing off in the classroom where the incapable lecturers brood over inconsequential matters and engulf you in aura of inescapable boredom...it is better to head off to the cafeteria and enjoy flirting with the chicks ( a very hypothetical situation...) or to go back to your room and do what you enjoy the most....( playing, sleeping etc. a more practical situation....)
Now we come on the second part.....the number 69. Now sixty nine is a very special number. We have always grown up with sixty-nine somewhere etched in our memories....Bryan Adams' Summer of 69 which caught all of us by storm....the fact the man landed on the moon and on 1969 (or that is what NASA tells us) and other famous instances. However the number 69 has much more deeper significance...it represents the union....the 1:1 amalgamation of two distinct but opposite things....male and female, good and bad, fire and water...yin and yang. It represents the equilibrium and stability of the world in which we live in.....
Now coming back to the real world there are a lot of blogs that you can expect from me...a review of harry potter and the order of the phoenix(movie)....harry potter and the deathly hallows..i have read it but i will give you people time to read it thoroughly before i spoil the plot for you....some blogs about our new hostel and stuff....
Blog tight and don't let the blast-ended skrewts bite....
Arkantos
Friday, July 13, 2007
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